1. If you hold hands without intertwining your fingers, it doesn't mean as much.
2. The surest way to blend in with college kids is to buy a bean bag and an informative graphic tee.
3. Some people will always kiss & tell.
4. Jonah Hill talks like a squished-faced version of Bobby Boucher, apparently.
5. There is no one one on this planet who doesn't love the idea of Spring Break.
6. Pouring beer on your head in slo-motion is the surest way to enjoy a good party.
7. Action montages are WAY more intense if you add an octopus.
8. If you get into a fight with Jillian from Workaholics, she might try and make out with you.
9. Grenades should never be stored in your pants.
10. Lastly, Jonah Hill + Channing Tatum = a perfect dance sequence
Watch the trailer here!
