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    13 Dr. Seuss Books You Never Knew Existed

    You may not like green eggs, or ham, or Christmas, but have you read these? We would guess not.

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    1. The King's Stilts

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    In which a king fights the "Nizzards."

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    2. Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose

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    Which is basically a children's story about squatters.

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    3. If I Ran The Zoo

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    Where we find out that most animals "are not good enough."

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    4. Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories

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    Sounds innocent enough? Well, one of the other stories - "Gertrude McFuzz" is basically a body shaming exercise for a girl bird that gets sad because she isn't as pretty as Lolla Lee Lou.

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    5. The Sneetches and Other Stories

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    One of the other stories includes Mrs. McCave, who has twenty three children, all named Dave. Child cruelty for sure.

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    6. I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew

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    This delightful tale follows a young man that hates his life, tries to leave, and then realizes that he cannot run away from his problems.

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    7. The Foot Book

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    Probably one of the least exciting Dr. Seuss books.

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    8. I Wish That I Had Duck Feet

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    The sequel (?) written under a pseudonym.

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    9. Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now

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    The entire story line of this book is that no one wants Marvin K. Mooney handing around. So he is told to go away in a wide variety of ways.

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    10. There's a Wocket in my Pocket

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    So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

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    11. Hunches in Bunches

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    In which a boy is given a huge amount of advice, which is all unwanted, and completely contradicts each other.

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    12. Hooper Humperdink...? Not Him!

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    Another book about (un)acceptance.

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    13. Boners By Those Who Pulled Them

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    c. 1931. Bet you were never read that at bedtime.

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