Really more of a Mexican mule than a margarita IMHO.

Go tell that to the children who have killed themselves because they couldn’t stop the bullying that their peers and teachers inflicted on them. Homeschooling probably would have saved their lives.

” people think they’re lazy and just want to run out the door at the end of the day. But I never met a teacher like that.” Really? I never had a teacher that wasn’t like that. Indifferent teachers were really the best I could hope for. It beats undeserved hostility, which I had plenty of too. Homeschooling from the 8th grade on was the best decision my parents ever made.

Afraid of divorce? Marry a man you barely know. Makes perfect sense. If you do end up getting divorced at least you won’t have much invested in it.

The Kristen Stewart haters sound like fucking psychos. Chances are that they’ll be cheated on at some point in their lives. I feel sorry for their future partners if this is how they react.

Women who read 50 Shades don’t look at porn. That’s why they read this shit in the first place.

Seriously, fuck all the gluten free haters. 1 in 100 people have celiac disease and I’m pretty sure most of them prefer not to have the lining of their small intestine eroded.

Real sheep placenta, probably.

We can do the whole cherry-picked examples thing too Buzzfeed. Mormon teens: Tell gay peers they’re going to hell.
Internet teens: Donates to kickstarter project.
Mormon teens: Want dead Jews converted.
Internet teens: Encourages love and tolerance with pony memes.
See? It’s easy.