This made me legitimately LOL

I've had it here in Northern Ontario, it was a while ago though and I don't remember noticing it on the menu in recent years. Might have just been a limited-time thing. It was good though — deliciously salty.

WHY do things like this exist??? Screw the food chain. This thing should be dead, and all of it's relatives.

Oh, Lord. I'd never, ever get the feeling of crawly little legs off of my body. Ever.

Aw I love chair catch!

Oh how I longed to be asked to slow dance to “Never Had a Dream Come True” in grade seven!

I could envision almost all of these being used in a Cracked.com article. Most of them seem bizarre enough to be right up their alley.

this makes me indescribably happy.

Well, this will make for some interesting nightmares tonight.

Dontcha worry you guys, it's not all Asia! Tandoori Doritos are being sold right here, in your hat! Canada, that is. Please note the bilingual packaging. New/Nouveau!