elvisdepressley earned the Enthusiast Award on Jan 22 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
elvisdepressley earned the Trash Collector Award on Jan 18 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
elvisdepressley earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jan 02 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
elvisdepressley earned the Cute Spotter Award on Nov 19 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!