That cat is not fucking amazed, it's incredibly physically stressed and scared out of its mind. NOT COOL.

I just yelled “this guy's a genius!” at my computer screen.

Were Jesse and the Rippers busy that weekend?

Hey! They didn't photoshop the ever-living-hell outta that picture. No way. They just used a pencil and drew that shit straight on an original 8x10 for chrissakes!

Kind of a moot point now though, isn't it?

Someone needs to fix this shit ASAP. Jesus Christ Peggy, I hope you didn't go to journalism school, I'd get a refund.

In the immortal words of Mr. B. Bunny, 'What a maroon'.

Dick Armey, 23rd United States House of Representatives Majority Leader was always a personal favourite of mine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey

Really?

They've got the ghey.

So another life ruined by 4chan. Christ.

OH SNAP!!

Y'all see this is from The Onion right?

You're not alone, I've heard this before from a few people. :)

First thing I did was save a screen shot because that shit is FUNNY but it ain't gonna be around for long.  Assuming that the story is true, if this guy actually volunteers and helps these kids then he can fucking well joke about whatever the hell he wants to and he'll STILL be a better person than I am or you are because I don't help any dying kids in my free time, that's for damn sure, and I have my doubts that you people that are losing their minds over this do either. Boo-ya.