Ryan Reynolds is unbelievably physically perfect.
His face looks like it was handcrafted by actual angels, and he looks beautiful from every angle.
I mean, come on now.
He also looks like this without any clothes on which is, frankly, proof that there is a god.
Thank you, Jesus.
He's also pretty damn funny.
Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car using gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly you're "obsessed".
Which makes him even more attractive, which seems impossible but it's true.
Love it when mom tells an anecdote about last night's dinner, but starts with her own birth and works her way forward in real time.
Not only is he physically perfect and funny, he's also one-half of the most beautiful couple alive.
And boy does he know how lucky he is.
And he feels even luckier to have a baby with her.
And when he talks about them, it's enough to give you all the relationship and DILF goals you could ever need.
I mean, he manages to still find ways to call Blake "beautiful" while using even the most unlikely of analogies.
😍
But there's one thing about Ryan that is even more attractive.
And that ~thing~ is that he is the feminist hero we need.
First up, there was the time when a fan asked him what three things he likes best about Britain.
And this was his response.
Then there was the time he retweeted this quote, which shut down every single person who's ever tried to limit women. And he posted it alongside the word: "Boom."
Boom. ”
Then there was the time he posted a photo of the Canadian Women's Football team during the World Cup and someone decided to respond with this.
So Ryan delivered this incredible response.
And, finally, there was the time when he spoke for each and every woman who's ever received an unsolicited dick pic.
For this, Ryan, we thank you.
In short:
