20 Things People With Bitchy Resting Face Are Tired Of Hearing

No, but seriously, what's wrong?

1. "What's wrong?"

giphy.com / FOX

Errr, is there something wrong? Nope. Nothing wrong. This is just how my face looks.

2. "No, seriously, what's up?"

giphy.com

No, seriously, nothing. Not a single thing.

3. "You look miserable, are you OK?"

fuckyeahkardashians.tumblr.com / E!

Nope, it's just my face.

4. "Oh god, have I done something? ARE YOU MAD AT ME?"

giphy.com / FOX

NO.

5. "You should smile more."

gihpy.com

Thank you for the advice. I do try to smile as much as humanly possible, it's just I have to constantly remember to do it because my facial muscles are useless.

6. "You look so much nicer when you smile."

mathbookair.tumblr.com / E!

...

7. "I thought you'd be a total bitch when I met you!"

hola105.tumblr.com / HBO

This is just not OK. You've now made me perpetually fearful of ever meeting anyone new because I'll have to overcompensate and be mega-smiley and happy which I'm then worried will come across as insincere. It's also exhausting.

You've basically just made me about a thousand times more insecure and paranoid about my chronic bitchy resting face than I already was.

8. "You're really not a bitch, though!"

whatgifsisee.tumblr.com / BBC

OH, WELL THANKS.

9. "Hah! I didn't think you'd be funny!"

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com / E!

Just because my face looks serious, doesn't mean I'm devoid of any sense of humour.

10. "Are you sure you're all right, though?"

rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon.tumblr.com / BBC

Let's just assume that from now until forever, unless I tell you otherwise, I am fine.

11. "Are you angry at me?"

giphy.com / MTV

Please, please stop asking.

12. "Well, you don't look excited."

indecisivetrenchcoat.tumblr.com / E!

Inside I'm excited! My face just doesn't really let me convey it!

13. "You really don't want to be here, do you?"

giphy.com / New Line Cinema

I'm actually perfectly happy here at this social gathering — in fact, I was feeling fucking fabulous.

14. "Smile!!!"

fuckyeahmadridwags.tumblr.com / Syco

15. "Be happy! Life is great!"

FOX

Yep, I know.

16. "Be happy for once."

HBO

I am happy.

17. "You look upset. Do you want to talk about it?"

rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon.tumblr.com / BBC

BUT I'M NOT UPSET. IT'S JUST MY FACE.

18. "There's something wrong, I can see it in your face."

reducedfatcheezits.tumblr.com / MTV

Nope, you can't, because at the risk of sounding like Ross from Friends, I'M FINE.

19. "Who pissed you off?"

edsheeran-sexgod.tumblr.com

Nope, wasn't at all pissed off. Am now though.

20. Cheer up, it might never happen.

screenkid.tumblr.com / Warner Bros

Just...no.