1. When she dismissed Kim's troubles with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
2. When she gave this perfectly reasonable account of how she'd spent her day.
3. When she decided her time was better spent taking photos of Kim during laser eye surgery than lending sisterly support.
4. When she saw the opportunity for a sexual innuendo and ran with it.
5. When she said this to her mother, because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
6. Oh and the other time she totally owned her mother because, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
7. And of course, the time she answered the phone to her mother by saying, "Hi, Satan," in the biggest display of not giving a shit imaginable.
8. When she basically told everyone to SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Khloe is queen.