1. It was Cheryl Cole’s birthday yesterday and it seems that her only wish was to make her frenemy Simon Cowell look a little bit silly.
She posted this image on Instagram last night as The X Factor crew made their way to Scotland. She captioned it: “Birthday selfies on the way to Edinburgh. yes. That is Simon in a blue party hat,” with a series of crying-with-laughter emojis.
2. Let’s zoom in on Simon’s little blue hat and happy little face, shall we?
3. Some other observations from this photo. Firstly, Cheryl isn’t wearing any makeup AND STILL LOOKS AMAZING.
Like, seriously amazing.
Also, kudos for Chez for posting a makeup-free selfie in the first place.
4. Also, Cheryl’s rumoured new boyfriend, the brilliantly named, insanely hot French guy Jean Bernard “JB” Fernandez-Versini is also in the photo.
We’re taking this to mean that he spent the day with her, and is following her around the country during X Factor filming, and is basically going to marry her and have insanely beautiful babies.
That is all.