1. This bright spark.
2. Afshin and his pills.
3. Anyone who incorporates CDs and tapes into their chat-up lines.
4. Anyone who wants to introduce maggots and worms to the bedroom.
5. This man with a plan.
6. This poet.
7. Also, this one.
8. Marc, who just wants you to know you can sit on his face.
9. Anyone who has to clarify this.
10. Anyone who's concerned about giving birth to their child and grandchild.
11. This woman. Who also might want to consider a second medical opinion.
12. No, this is not normal.
13. Nope nope nope.
14. PREcum.
15. Anyone with a list of requirements this specific.
16. Thomas.
17. This guy who's just discovered the emoji keyboard.
18. Anyone seeking special sex potions.
19. Whoever presented this as legit advice.
20. This keen rabbit breeder.
21. Anyone debating this.
22. This guy, who resorted to a direct approach.
23. Santiago who definitely isn't racist.
24. Any of that interest you?
25. Peter, who's funni as fuck.
26. And finally, this guy who doesn't really rate small talk.
