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That time he got stood up by some ducks.
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And when they did make an appearance.
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When he commemorated 9/11.
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That time he revised a traditional idiom.
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When he came up with this inspirational quote for all of us to live our lives by.
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Oh and this reflective end-of-year one.
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When his Christmas decorations weren't up to scratch.
8.
This moment of father–son bonding.
9.
The time he turned his hand to TV reviewing.
10.
That time a trip to the zoo ended emotionally.
11.
The time he did his own PR.
12.
That time he turned his hand to music reviewing.
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When he suffered uncontrollable rage towards a Furby.
15.
When he got emotionally involved in a childrens' film.
16.
When he turned his hand to weather reporting.
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When he thought about his favourite food.
18.
That time he taught everyone at Countdown a brand-new word.
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When he went all political.
20.
When he made this clarification.
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When he got caught out by the grammar police.
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When he showed himself to be quite the philosopher.
23.
When he provided entertainment for his followers.
25.
When he enjoyed a sophisticated evening.
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And finally, when he drew attention to the pitfalls of sexual fantasies.
Thank you Danny, for your services to Twitter.
