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26 Reasons To Be Eternally Thankful For Jamie Dornan's Existence

May we never take him for granted.

1. Because of his masculine ability to wield a golf club with such raw sexual authority.

2. Because no man has ever looked this good in a suit.

3. The way he manages to outshine two men wearing nothing but their underwear.

4. The way he manages to outshine four men wearing nothing but their underwear.

5. The way he manages to outshine SEVEN FUCKING MEN wearing nothing but their underwear.

6. Oh, and because THIS is what HE looks like wearing nothing but underwear and OH MY GOD I need a moment alone.

7. We should remember how privileged we are in our ability to witness Jamie Dornan with his top off. So many before us were not so lucky.

8. Be thankful that you are able to witness Jamie softly stroking his forehead and pushing back his hair.

9. And the fact that just when you thought he couldn't get any more beautiful he went and grew a goddamn beard.

10. We should all spend our days on our hands and knees worshiping the sight of Jamie Dornan's beautiful smile.

11. Because imagine if there was no Jamie Dornan and we spent our entire existence without him saying, "Fuck the paperwork" and passionately kissing us.

12. Imagine a world in which you never saw this wink.

13. Imagine a world where you'd never seen ALL OF THIS.

14. We should also remember that whenever he takes his top off, angels in heaven grow their wings.

15. And he is the owner of THESE DAMN BICEPS.

16. He also just takes people to fucking Venice like it's no big deal.

17. I don't want to imagine a world in which I hadn't seen these puppy dog eyes.

18. And this flawless tuxedo-wearing.

19. Or be forced to merely imagine this.

20. So let us never again take any of him for granted.

21. For we are able to gaze at this perfectly styled outfit...

22. ...We are able to wish that WE were that coffee cup in his hands.

23. Because we are able to melt at just the sight of his smile.

24. And his eyes.

25. And those beautiful, rippling abs.

26. Thankyou for existing, Jamie.