1. Oh hi there, there's someone who's so desperate to see you that he didn't care about the pouring rain.
Why? Because he'd really like to take those wet clothes off...
And spend the day in bed with you.
He'd like to pull you close, kiss you, and tell you that you're beautiful.
2. But hold up, there's someone else who'd like you all to himself. Matthew Lewis has just rocked up in his underwear.
He's just standing there, pulling this face. Gazing into your soul.
3. But before you make your mind up, Benedict Cumberbatch has just messaged you.
He's telling you he misses the sound of your voice.
And he wants you to cancel your plans because he's already on his way over.
4. But then there's the small matter of Eddie Redmayne wondering if you'd like to go on a mini-break with him?
He'd also like you to meet his parents because he's never loved a girl as much as you.
5. But David Gandy is getting undressed at the mere thought of you.
And when he gets to yours he's going to get in your bed and look exactly like this.
Then he wants to lie on top of you and make you feel like the goddess you are.
6. But wait! Samuel Anderson is calling to check in on you, because he can't get you out of his mind.
7. And Ewan McGregor has taken the day off so he can spend it wrapped around you.
8. But then Sam Claflin has run you a bath filled with rose petals.
He's told you to take as long as you want, and when you're all relaxed he'll give you a massage too.
9. But have you forgotten how damn HOT Kit Harington is?
Because he hasn't heard from you in a while, and he kind of misses falling asleep next to you.
10. Idris Elba just wants to turn the lights off and make this the best night of your life.
11. But then there's Alex Pettyfer who wants you to literally rip his clothes off.
12. And Charlie Hunnam who'd just really like to feel your hands running over his biceps.
13. But David Beckham will legit RUN to your front door if you give him the word.
I mean, he had stuff to do today but to be honest he'd much rather take his clothes off just for you.
14. But hold up! Tom Hiddleston is here to make you melt with that beautiful smile.
He just wants to lie next to you and gaze into your eyes.
15. Then there's Robert Pattinson, who can't help but smile every time you pop into his mind.
And he just wants to be here with you.
16. But now James McAvoy has arrived, and he's brought you a bottle of wine and some red roses.
17. And Orlando Bloom is just behind him. He wants to cook you your favourite dinner.
18. But Jude Law has had a bad day, and all he wants to do is lie in your arms.
And when he's biting his lip like this, you can't help but actually die a little.
19. Dan Stevens would really like it if you took a shower with him.
20. But Ed Westwick is wondering why you're getting out of bed because he has more kisses to give you.
21. And Douglas Booth can't keep the fact he's falling in love with you off his face.
22. But Tom Felton has got out of work early and wants to stop by.
23. And Andrew Garfield's just rocked up with your second bunch of flowers of the day.
24. But here's Nicholas Hoult who's come over because looking at photos of you on his phone just isn't enough.
25. And Michael Fassbender just wants you to make him laugh.
26. Theo James wants to know if you're free because the thought of not seeing you is more than he can handle.
Especially when all he wants to do is take his top off, and kiss you like you've never been kissed before.
But whoever you decide, whether it's David Beckham...
...Tom Hardy...
...Or Tom Hiddleston.
