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People Angrily Tweet At United Airlines Parody Account Thinking It’s Real, Parody Account Hilariously Responds

“We allow you to exchange worthless paper for the opportunity to ride a missile across the world.” posted on

The @UnitedAirlanes parody account was created in May 2012 and tweeted for a month before going silent.

On Wednesday, more than a year later, the creator of the account realized something glorious.

. @nffc65 You should see our crews load a t-shirt bazooka though - Ralfio can in seconds. He can even hit business class from the cockpit!

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@unitedairlanes is the true meaning of cattle class. Delays with no explanation. Food you should feed to the dog and staff that don't care!

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For those following I am stuck still at #Buffalo @unitedairlanes thanks for trying to fight the weather. You are doing well!

@sonchyADV Here at United Airlanes, we strive to not let a little thing like the fury of God prevent us from delivering tolerable service.

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it amazes me that after all the advancements in planes these days @unitedairlanes still has the worst entertainment system known to man!!!

@alexglaser101 It's a missile made of gun metal traveling at fast through space there are few amenities available inside a giant bullet

. @alexglaser101 They strike deals with purveyors of black magic. We strive to fly 100% curse-free, and pass the savings on to you!

. @alexglaser101 Next time you fly United Airlanes, whisper "GRASSY KNOLL" to your attendant to be taken to the in-flight shooting range.

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Shout out to @unitedairlanes for stranding my wife at YWG for nearly 12 hour for a short flight to Chicago. Excellent service.

. @ConorWhately After the first six hours, she technically belonged to us. You're just lucky we met our monthly quota.

@unitedairlanes is that supposed to be funny? @JetBlue for one takes tweets regarding their company serious. Might want to take some tips...

@BruPayne @JetBlue No, it's a very serious warning. We accidentally hired bounty hunters to run that desk and now we can't stop them.

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@unitedairlanes how is it that you are the most expensive airline and yet don't have TVs on planes. Get with the program! #notv #longflight

@DROOOPYD TV? On a plane? We allow you to exchange worthless paper for the opportunity to ride a missile across the world. How dare you.

Follow @UnitedAirlanes for more hilarity.

Chris Ritter

And, for the record, the official United Airlines account is @United (and it isn’t nearly as funny).

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