The Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator exists and it is GLORIOUS. Each time you click the button, a brand new hilarious nickname for the Sherlock star appears.
Tumblr user WandaVentham (which, incidentally, is the name of the actor's mother) created the amazing generator Tuesday, explaining, "I say his name a lot but it takes extra effort to come up with a fun new variation each time so I got this script to do the thinking for me and maybe for you, too. Yay!"