1. “What are you up to these days?” “Oh, being a meanie crime poet.”
11. This one not so much.
17. I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this.
18. All right, Marat Safin.
25. Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises.
In The News Today
- One person died and three more were injured during a shooting on a university campus in Arizona early this morning. ›
- The U.S. ended its $500 million program that trains and equips Syrian rebels in their fight against ISIS, U.S. Defense Department officials announced. ›
- The National Dialogue Quartet in Tunisia won the 2015 Nobel Peace Prize for its role in building a democracy there. ›