This dish is an abomination to God and man, much like the demon weed itself.
2. Grilled vegetables
Eating your vegetables is so much more difficult in Russia.
3. Mozzarella cheese
The Italians clearly didn’t know about this or they’d be boycotting the Olympics.
4. French fries
These innocent potatoes have succumbed to “dillsease.”
Drink until you can’t taste the dill.
Mexican cuisine, Russian style.
Innocent yogurt drinks are no match for the weed.
8. Matzo Ball Soup
9. Caesar Salad
There are no words for this monstrosity.
10. Steak Tartare
Even famous staples of French cuisine, like steak tartare, are forced to their knees by the ever-spreading dill epidemic.
Butter lies abandoned as dill-brainwashed denizens coat their popcorn with the unholy herb.
The most evil of burgers.
Would you like some eggs with your dill?
14. Potato chips
Even Lays, the most American of potato chips, fall victim to the dill propaganda within Russia’s borders.
This is a technique known as “dill-bombing.” Few food items survive the deadly attacks.
Even the Russian shrimp worship at the altar of the weed.
There is no explanation for this madness.
19. Dill tempura
The dill invasion has truly infiltrated every level of society.
Russia, you are in need of serious dill intervention. It’s for your own good.