There are some things in life that we oughtn’t have to tolerate, being stranded in a strange city because the airport went on strike, finding yourself food sick because all the wonderful twinkies you ate were contaminated and worst of all having to redeem your tiara once you find out you aren’t the new top model of eternity. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/09/australias-next-top-model-crowns-the-wrong-winner-live/

A thorough look at Lilo’s newest mugshot is the phantom looking back at you and laughing- ” The truth is I’m still getting paid and you know one of them bitches is going to want to offer me another cool million the minute my block wedge heels scrape civilization.” http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohan-has-a-new-mugshot-to-be-proud-of/