I’ve waited tables for about two years now and besides the customers who don’t tip, the worst experience I’ve ever had serving was during a late night rush. I had two customers come into the restaurant at about 9 PM (we close at 11.) Not so bad… Yet. These two customers proceeded to drink as much as I would serve them and were loud, obnoxious, and definitely displayed a lot of affection for each other (which actually made me jealous at the time.) Around 10 I circle back to the two customers and remind them of our closing time and made sure they weren’t too drunk. Before I get the words out, the woman looks at me and says “Honey, stop coming here. We just want to drink and be with each other. Don’t worry, he makes the big bucks and will tip you well. ” At 11, they started to get up and leave (with a stumble or two.) They left me a 5% tip and when I left to go home the individuals were in the middle of sex in their car…. Parked right next to mine.