Tony Danza, Asshole

    You know how it's 1998 and you're third-tier actor/tapdancer Tony Danza, and you've been booked to appear on some local news show? You know how you're also a dum-dum who smacktalks the whole PR process when you don't realize the cameras are live and everyone can hear you? Then you'll totally get this.

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    Don't worry, Tony. Once you finally nab that Oscar, Charlie Rose's people will come crawling.