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This Guy Wants To F*ck You (NSFW)

Once upon a time, a man with elephant ears and pedo glasses sat down at a piano in a dark room and sang a song about all the places where he’d want to engage in sexual intercourse…with you. Even in a toilet. He’s classy.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
This Guy Wants To F*ck You (NSFW)
Eliot Glazer

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