This Dog Can Read!

No, seriously. It took just six weeks for trainer Lyssa Rosenberg to teach Willow to sit, beg, and play dead simply from reading the commands on a piece of paper.

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After winning a bet that she couldn't actually teach Willow to read, Rosenberg will now be traveling to Mexico (with Willow) on her friend's dime. And that's why you get a dog, people.