THE WORLD AS SEEN FROM PARIS ...

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:41:11 -0400

THE WORLD AS SEEN FROM PARIS (and not according to all french people .. :) * Centre of the world, obviously, is Paris (which once had its own meridian, eventually losing out to the one in Greenwich). * Paris is linked to the French riviera via the Autoroute du soleil (‘Highway of the Sun’), the south of France is sprinkled with vineyards. * Further south are ‘Vacation homes’ (in Spain) and ‘Cleaners’ (who apparently all come from Portugal). * ‘Our princess’ probably refers to Caroline of Monaco, the most flamboyant of republican France’s vicarious royals. * Corsica features prominently (as it is a French island, and the birthplace of Napoleon; Sardinia and Sicily are not so lucky). * The Italian mainland evokes one reaction only: ‘Lock the car’. * Nothing much happens to the north of France: Scandinavia is plagued by an ‘Everlasting winter’, and Britain is simply a ‘Rainy area’. * Lots of blank space to the east, which begins in earnest behind the Iron Curtain. Only Poland – then in the throes of anti-communist agitation by the likes of the Solidarity trade union – is deserving of a separate mention. * Further east are only ‘Gulag’ and ‘Indochina’ – a former French colony, to be sure. * Japan, surprisingly, is only known for its copy machines. Or is this a dig at Japan’s reputation for copying (and perfecting) other people’s inventions? * New Caledonia, a rather small French dependency in the Pacific, is punching way above its weight on this map, much bigger than Australia (only good for ‘Kangaroos’) and New Zealand (‘Our enemy’, a reference to its stance against French nuclear testing on Mururoa, another French territory in the Pacific). * Lybia gets a separate mention in North Africa as a ‘Terrorist centre’, while the rest of Africa’s northern half is labelled as ‘Our Arabs (poor)’ and ‘Our Africa’. Large parts of the area were indeed part of the French colonial empire. * Depicted unfairly small is the rest of Africa, i.e. ‘Black Africa’. * Beirut, another area with French colonial influence, is labelled as a ‘Gun market’, while their neighbours are ‘Oil Arabs’. Not so poor as ‘our’ Arabs, is the seemingly accusatory implication. * Réunion, in reality a fairly small French island in the Indian Ocean, is shown hugely inflated – about the size Madagascar usually occupies on more realistic maps. * Parisians’ view of America is fairly simple: there’s ‘Guyana’ (French Guyana is a small French territory between Suriname and Brazil, best known as the launch site for the European Space Agency’s rockets), Québec (Canada’s French-speaking province), Louisiana (formerly a French colony, now a US state) and, grudgingly, some room for Canada and the United States. seen on http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/

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