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    Super Hornio Bros. [NSFW]

    The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!).

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    Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by "throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke," which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.