I'm not sure who should have their nuts shocked first… the director or the editor of this. The thing is they might both like it.
Tech Buzz The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.
I'm not sure who should have their nuts shocked first… the director or the editor of this. The thing is they might both like it.
Oh, yes. The times when pornos had an actual back story. Unfortunately, they had terrible writers too.
That dude is totally freaking me out.
I watched it at work. “LOLZURFIREDZ”
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