Pete Wentz Swigs His Own Piss

While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we’re nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine.

If only the real prank were that he didn’t actually father a kid. There isn’t enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.

 
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