Name Your Wang

Name your penis, get a certificate. It’s that easy! The rules state that names must not be vulgur or contain swear words. Maybe I should just go with one of those gutbusting Trust Me, I’m A Doctor tee shirts. (Get it? Because I’m not actually a doctor, but if my shirt says so, you’ll let me touch your private parts.)

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