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Jon Gosselin’s Match.com Profile

Yes, Michael Jackson died. But let’s get back to the important stuff, like Jon Gosselin, who, post-divorce announcement, has already put up a profile on Match.com Jon failed to mention that a perfect mate should also possess that “certain something,” or “the ability to be cool with whoring your kids out on television in exchange for hair transplants.”

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