Vaginas do indeed have laser eyes.

This taps in to the collective curiousity of gay men (speaking) of the mysteries of the-part-that-shall-not-be-named.

Eliot, you're gay?!? *swoons*

Ya know, as a guy I never realized we never, ever touch these things except to flush. Her butt is touching the most disgusting part. Need an EW tag!

…while on the phone.

Who says she's peeing?

Now, the question is:
Is this the first time she's done this?