Buzz·Posted on May 16, 2008Facebook In Real LifeImagine if your life worked just like it does on the mammoth social network. Scary, right?by Eliot GlazerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail View this video on YouTube Because, really, if someone ever actually claimed aloud to be looking for "random play," you'd probably suggest they immediately get tested for "random STD's."