Douchebag Beach

Everything you thought you knew about the New Jersey shore was completely true. It’s like a little United Nations filled with thick necks, popped collars, unsightly sunburn, and stupid, stupid people from Bayonne to Bergen County (and beyond!). Also, I thought Andre The Giant was dead. Turns out he’s been in Jersey this whole time, working as a “f*cking lumberjack.” [Note: If you watch any of this, make sure you start at 5:50]

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