Bromance

Brody Jenner -- son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to "porn famous" Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren "I Design Stuff" Conrad -- has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest's production company to host a reality show in which "bros" will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt.

Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to "prove their worth as wingmen" and "remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi," all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place -- no joke -- in a hot tub. Don't call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it's all in the name of turning "appearing on reality shows" into a discernible talent.