GaGa gets the My Little Pony treatment from artist Mari Kasurinen. This is where we resist making horseface jokes because we're not terrible.

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ONN investigates the tragic death of an innocent young girl who died way earlier than Fox News's popular “Mormon f*ckface.” Meanwhile, in real life, Beck knows he's pretty much on the brink of being assassinated.

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Someone has strong opinion about the Gators, and he used a Corner Doll to air his grievances. We know nothing about sports, but we do know that corner dolls belong exclusively in retirement community condominiums, not on dudes' balls! For shame!

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Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it's sad. On the bright side, they kind of look like four-legged, big-eared Gene Simmonses. So that could be a good thing?

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After a bunch of dummies in Maine (Buzzfeed superfan Joy Engel notwithstanding) voted against gay marriage yesterday, this clip from The Dana Carvey Show (featuring Carvey and Stephen Colbert) has been gaining popularity. Between lobsters, Stephen King, and that awesome scene from Maine-set In The Bedroom , we were really big fans of the state. Maine should take a trip to Iowa and cool off ):

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The ultimate baa- ckseat driver. (Sorry, so stoopid.) [Disclaimer: this is my site, and I don't mean to be a shameless self-promoter, I just think the picture is amazing.]

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So I guess there was a parade? Of transvestites? …In Africa or something? (Good for them!) Isn't it nice to know that visible thongs defy gender and continent? What a wonderful world.

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Rich at FourFour mashed up a bunch of songs by crazy, hot weirdo Shakira that exclusively features her ornamental yodels, gargles, and yelps. Seriously, take us to your planet, you gorgeous, gorgeous cuckoobird.

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A single-serving blog featuring gifs of just three frames from a film. Word of advice to the creators: you might also want to buy seizureparty.com, too. Or at least put up a disclaimer.

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James Gandolfini celebrated Halloween like any indifferent dad, ripping eyes into a cheap Homer Simpson mask and wearing it for about ten minutes. As long as he didn't see any Paulie Walnuts (thx, Tyler) costumes, this was probably his best Halloween ever.

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Cat. Poop. Dustbuster. Enjoy your day.

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Happy Halloween, here comes the vomit! So what's worse: seeing Ronald McDonald's pubes or Carrot Top's?

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The best freestyle rap ever performed from the sh*tter. And now we know where the inspiration for Mo'Nique's character in Precious comes from.

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Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Kids films the darndest things, right, you guys? (DOG BONERS!)

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This cake has fanned the flames, if you will, of my inner struggle between Gay and Fat. And Fat is winning. Pride Parade Food Fight 2010: it's coming.

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Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Maybe the volleyball scene will jog your memoryboner.

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Larry King stepped away from the dinosaur rodeo to pose for a pic with the original gangsta before uploading it to his brilliant Twitter account. In related news, is Larry King already dead ?

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You might recognize him by the mustache, glasses, and the palpable tension in the moment when he's seen sketching a six-year-old bodybuilder after traveling 2,000 miles and camping out in front of the kid's house for the privilege of drawing him . Prepare yourself for a case of the ):'s. (tip via )

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Some friendly competition between musician pals onstage at a concert in Kenya. All HUHS??? aside, it looks like Wyclef's been working out. And that's a nice departure from the airport employee look.

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In “Good For Furries, Bad For Everyone Else” news, one girl's birthmark has spiraled out of control, spreading across her back and face in what resembles a cow hide. Ladies, if you've ever needed inspiration for your bikini wax, you're welcome.

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