BuzzFeed - Eliot Glazer http://buzzfeed.com/eliot BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:54:44 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Tina Fey Is Cool With Hobos http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/tina-fey-is-cool-with-hobos-26q This is how you stay level-headed “in the business”: never turn away New York's finest.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/tina-fey-is-cool-with-hobos-26q Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:57:46 -0400 This is how you stay level-headed "in the business": never turn away New York's finest. eliot nonadult That's What Bea Said http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/thats-what-bea-said-26q

Finally, a one-stop shop for Dorothy Zbornak's best zingers!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/thats-what-bea-said-26q Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:47:57 -0400 Finally, a one-stop shop for Dorothy Zbornak's best zingers! eliot nonadult Lady Gaga Is Exhausted http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/lady-gaga-is-exhausted-26q

With all due respect, Gaga seems pretty exhausted at this performance in New Zealand, where she spent the majority of the performance seated or (yikes) on her back.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/lady-gaga-is-exhausted-26q Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:55:47 -0400 With all due respect, Gaga seems pretty exhausted at this performance in New Zealand, where she spent the majority of the performance seated or (yikes) on her back. eliot nonadult Taylor Lautner Was Always Ripped (Ew) http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/taylor-lautner-was-always-ripped-ew-26q If it weren't weird enough that, at eighteen, Lautner is being touted as the hottest barely-legal hearthrob since Zac Efron, this vintage pic of the young werewolf is even more unsettling.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/taylor-lautner-was-always-ripped-ew-26q Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:56:35 -0500 If it weren't weird enough that, at eighteen, Lautner is being touted as the hottest barely-legal hearthrob since Zac Efron, this vintage pic of the young werewolf is even more unsettling. eliot adult The Weirdest Picture of Cher Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/the-weirdest-picture-of-cher-ever-26q Trannsexual Ice Queen, meet adoring fan.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/the-weirdest-picture-of-cher-ever-26q Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:39:16 -0500 Trannsexual Ice Queen, meet adoring fan. eliot nonadult Get Published! http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/get-published-26q

When not “feeding the buzz,” I'm usually managing My Parents Were Awesome , which is now becoming a book (I know, *groan*). Good news is, I'm looking for contributors, meaning you could get published!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/get-published-26q Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:00:24 -0500 When not "feeding the buzz," I&#39;m usually managing <a href="http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/">My Parents Were Awesome</a>, which is now becoming a book (I know, *groan*). Good news is, I&#39;m looking for contributors, meaning you could get published! eliot nonadult World's Largest Ice Maze http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/worlds-largest-ice-maze-26q …can now be found in Buffalo, New York (after breaking the record previously held by Toronto).

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/worlds-largest-ice-maze-26q Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:04:08 -0500 ...can now be found in Buffalo, New York (after breaking the record previously held by Toronto). eliot nonadult How Jay Leno Got His Audience Back http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/how-jay-leno-got-his-audience-back-26q

Leno's back, and he's brought an audience with him, kicking and screaming.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/how-jay-leno-got-his-audience-back-26q Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:18:12 -0500 Leno&#39;s back, and he&#39;s brought an audience with him, kicking and screaming. eliot nonadult Diane Keaton's Guide To Fashion http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/diane-keatons-guide-to-fashion-26q With the Oscars quickly approaching, we felt it was an appropriate time to walk you through the original Annie Hall's rules to looking your best for the red carpet.

  1. Always follow the three C's: Channel Charlie Chaplin

  2. When showing thigh, replace all traces of femininity with "leprechaun-ity"

    It's called "giving it the ol' Annie Hall"

  3. If you're going to go casual, keep it Jewwy

    Repeat: "Leather on leather never looked better"

  4. Dress like the award you want to win (and make sure your date wears a ski cap for good luck)

  5. When dressing for an angel's funeral, always carry sunglasses

  6. Whatever Celine Dion says, do the opposite of that

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/diane-keatons-guide-to-fashion-26q Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:46:17 -0500 With the Oscars quickly approaching, we felt it was an appropriate time to walk you through the original Annie Hall&#39;s rules to looking your best for the red carpet. eliot nonadult Kelly Bensimon's Nip Slip [NSFW] http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/kelly-bensimons-nip-slip-nsfw-26q Don't adjust your monitor — that's not Lou Ferrigno, it's Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon showing off …whatever it is she wants to show off, with a side of areola.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/kelly-bensimons-nip-slip-nsfw-26q Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:46:06 -0500 Don&#39;t adjust your monitor -- that&#39;s not Lou Ferrigno, it&#39;s <i>Real Housewife</i> Kelly Bensimon showing off ...whatever it is she wants to show off, with a side of areola. eliot adult Bloody Johnny Weir http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/bloody-johnny-weir-26q Olympian Johnny Weir goes gaga, pulling a Tonya Harding for Vanity Fair in these bloody outtakes.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/bloody-johnny-weir-26q Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:25:46 -0500 Olympian Johnny Weir goes gaga, pulling a Tonya Harding for <i>Vanity Fair</i> in these bloody outtakes. eliot nonadult LOST a la The Simpsons http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/lost-a-la-the-simpsons-26q Don't have a cow, dude, it's just the cast of Lost as imagined in Springfield.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/lost-a-la-the-simpsons-26q Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:24:29 -0500 Don&#39;t have a cow, dude, it&#39;s just the cast of <i>Lost</i> as imagined in Springfield. eliot nonadult Live-Tweeting An Abortion http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/live-tweeting-an-abortion-26q

Is Angie Jackson desperate for attention or doing girls everywhere a service by bringing a humane face to such a taboo procedure?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/live-tweeting-an-abortion-26q Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:46:26 -0500 Is Angie Jackson desperate for attention or doing girls everywhere a service by bringing a humane face to such a taboo procedure? eliot nonadult Whitney Houston's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Concert http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/whitney-houston-at-the-after-party-26q Whitney's “comeback” has been severely derailed after struggling through an Australian concert, where she eventually handed off the microphone to…her brother?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/whitney-houston-at-the-after-party-26q Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:31:40 -0500 Whitney&#39;s "comeback" has been severely derailed after struggling through an Australian concert, where she eventually handed off the microphone to...her brother? eliot nonadult Sticky Tape Art http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/sticky-tape-art-26q Scotch is holding a contest featuring “free-form” sculptures made from sticky tape. The winner will receive a prize of 3,200 pounds, which is like, what, a million dollahz in America?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/sticky-tape-art-26q Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:47:03 -0500 Scotch is holding a contest featuring "free-form" sculptures made from sticky tape. The winner will receive a prize of 3,200 pounds, which is like, what, <i>a million dollahz</i> in America? eliot nonadult Real Housewives Of New York Season 3 LOOKS AMAZING http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/real-housewives-of-new-york-season-3-looks-amazing-26q

America loves their Atlanta peaches, but we still go all googly-eyed for Ramona on a catwalk, The Countess in a recording studio, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon's own secret language sputterings.

The Best Links:

  1. via Fierth
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/real-housewives-of-new-york-season-3-looks-amazing-26q Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:41:14 -0500 America loves their Atlanta peaches, but we still go all googly-eyed for Ramona on a catwalk, The Countess in a recording studio, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon&#39;s own secret language sputterings. eliot nonadult Rihanna's Lap Dance From A Midget http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/rihannas-lap-dance-from-a-midget-26q

Guess whose song, “Hard,” invited her very own “private show” from a little person? Hint: it's not Beyonce.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/rihannas-lap-dance-from-a-midget-26q Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:09:22 -0500 Guess whose song, "Hard," invited her very own "private show" from a little person? Hint: it&#39;s not Beyonce. eliot nonadult So How Old IS Ali Lohan? http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/so-how-old-is-ali-lohan-26q Lindsay's li'l sis is barely legal, and yet her shape-shifting ways have essentially hit a wall.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/so-how-old-is-ali-lohan-26q Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:59:48 -0500 Lindsay&#39;s li&#39;l sis is barely legal, and yet her shape-shifting ways have essentially hit a wall. eliot nonadult 5 Things That Could Also Be Based On The Novel "Push" By Sapphire http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/5-things-that-could-also-be-based-on-the-novel-pu-26q Because Gabourey Sidibe, bless her heart, ain't the only thing that's precious around here.

  1. 10-Week-Old Saint Bernard Puppy

  2. Squirrel That Thinks It's A Cat

  3. Rainbow Cake With Pink Frosting

  4. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's Baby

  5. Wyatt, The Rescue Dog Who Didn't Leave His Diabetic Owner's Side When He Collapsed On The Street

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/5-things-that-could-also-be-based-on-the-novel-pu-26q Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:40:36 -0500 Because Gabourey Sidibe, bless her heart, ain&#39;t the only thing that&#39;s precious around here. eliot nonadult Sky Mall Kitties http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/sky-mall-kitties-26q

SkyMall features stupid awesome products, some of which are for teh kittehz.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/sky-mall-kitties-26q Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:22:45 -0500 SkyMall features stupid awesome products, some of which are for teh kittehz. eliot nonadult