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    The Very Best Romney/Ryan Slash-Fiction

    Mitt Romney makes a dramatic choice regarding his uncertain future with lover/best-friend Paul Ryan. Will it include bounty-hunting?

    "Mitt looked at his one-time running mate and took a deep breath. He was beginning to think that throwing all of his money and belongings into the ocean and eloping to Key West with Paul Ryan was a bad idea. Paul had turned out to be more needy than a dancing horse, and Mitt was just realizing that he didn’t even know the dude very well."

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