24 Important Life Lessons, As Told By Paris Geller From "Gilmore Girls"

When life hands you lemons, throw them at other people.

1. Only ever accept perfection:

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2. The best people always have enemies:

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3. Always have your priorities in order:

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4. Make sure to keep track of people who wrong you:

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5. There's nothing better than a well-placed literary device:

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6. Well-praised does not equal good:

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7. Always stand up to The Man:

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8. Always have faith in your own convictions:

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9. When someone gets too close, make sure they know you don't care:

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10. Not only can women do what men do, but they can do it better:

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11. Tough love is always the best option:

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12. Know your strengths:

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13. Other people are not important:

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14. Never allow your colleagues to slack off:

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15. Always be aware of the current trends:

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16. When making decisions, always consider your future:

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17. Homework is fun!

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18. Comfort comes before aesthetic, always:

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19. No girl is above taking instruction from Martha Stewart:

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20. Always make sure people know that you are more powerful than them:

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21. Be in charge of your own life:

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22. Always keep people guessing:

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23. Make sure your voice is always the loudest one in the room:

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24. And sometimes, life just isn't fair:

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Thanks for sharing the wisdom, Paris!

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