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Why do rednecks have to make everything so filthy?

Behold the KING OF SUMMER! *takes a knee* My liege.

That man speaks for all of us.

Needs moar Ricky Gervais.

I kinda like “Drop Zone.”

Impossible. HuffPos described the event as an “attack” or “assault,” something beyond the run-of-the-mill liberal political stunt. From the nes coverage, it’s clear that no one has ever been attacked in the same manner as Murdoch was. And if there’s any historical evidence to the contrary, he can merely instruct his news properties to ignore them or claim they were fakes, as necessary.

Foot fetishists everywhere, rejoice!

SEXUAL VIOLENCE MARCH? I AM TOTALLY THERE - oh wait, they’re against it. Never mind /ragewolf

Ah, meth. Hell of a drug.

I find that swimsuit model to be attractive. I must therefore comment to say so.

Has anybody ever considered trying a gun?

Good lyrics, poor recording quality.

Next up, they’re replacing Jerod with Peter Dinklage.

Why do posts keep trying to tell me how to better use a service that I can’t get access to?

Yeah, but can he do an impenetrable Austrian accent?

That totally happened to me this one time.

Ah, Fox… “IF WE DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS, PEOPLE WILL DIE!” You so crazy.

He’s just picking her up to throw her through a window.