Oddly I don't personally find her particularly attractive. It's like she's TOO classically good looking, so much so that some genetic instinct kicks in and automatically tells me brain and penis that she's out of my league. She seems cool in interviews though.

Microsoft shut down my hotmail because they said it had been hacked and was being used to send spam. Mind you, that's a web-based email account on their servers. Because of something that happened to them which had nothing to do with me or my computer, they took away my service. So why they're picking on GMail is beyond me - they don't even want to let me have an account with them. Again, because of their own technical difficulties.  And if they did want people to use their web-based email are they saying they wouldn't advertise on it? How else would they monetize it?

I don't think they're using the word “expert” correctly there.

They're spending an action-blockbuster advertising budget on a kids' movie. It's really stupid, and a huge waste of money. About the same number of people would see it either way even if they hadn't been spamming TV ads everywhere.

It's hunting Leonardo DiCaprio.

Just remove all “for whites” stuff from the entire country. Sorry, you guys can't use or do anything. You should probably go back to wherever “Europeans” come from.

No, that won't pass either.

Tell everybody - shark riding is the new planking. GO!

It's adorable when outliers try to describe the statistical curve. Like when rich people tell us the secret to success.

What the - OK, this is a common recipe served in hundreds of millions of households worldwide. Now I'm just waiting for Buzzfeed to breathlessly discover the wheel.