1.First of all, they are not your average house cat. They're ~wild~.
2.They're different from all the other cats of the world.
3.And even though they are so fluffy it almost hurts, they will pretend like it's not a thing.
4.They mostly want you to talk about how bad-ass they are and not call any attention to cuteness.
5.Don't try to pet them. Like most angsty teens, they don't want to be touched.
6.Things like sunshine and flowers only make them grumpy.
7.Actually, most things make them grumpy. Do they need a reason?
8.When there's more than one of them, you avoid eye contact because they make you feel incredibly uncool and a little intimidated.
9.Pallas' cats get really upset when you post unflattering pictures of them.
10.Pallas' cats don't want you all up in their business.
11.Sleep is their true friend. (But again, don't mention anything about how cute they are while they rest.)
12.And when they are feeling emotional, they absolutely do not want you to know.
13.If you try to joke around with Pallas' cats, they won't laugh, and you will feel very awkward and might have to look down at your phone and pretend like you have a very interesting text.
But at the end of the day they are still in the cat family which means they are precious lil angels no matter what image they are trying to convey.
