1. When people say "I hate drama":
2. When someone is older than 25 and throws big birthday parties on non-milestone years.
"You are 27. Stop."
3. When you see people in lame ass Halloween costumes:
4. When your friend claims they are sick but uploads counter-evidence to social media:
5. When it's below freezing and people still choose fashion over warmth:
6. When someone uploads a selfie and the caption has nothing to do with said selfie:
7. When you planned way in advance and then watch people scrambling to get ready last minute:
"We all knew this day was coming for four weeks and you are still not ready."
8. When someone claims they only have Tinder for friends:
9. When you hear a couple using pet names they made up themselves:
"Did you just call him...turtle butt?"
10. When someone's fashion choice is so bizarre that you can't stop looking at it:
11. When the photographer says "Smile like you mean it!":
12. When someone repeats a joke that nobody laughed at the first time they said it:
"Let this one rest, buddy."
13. When someone is trying way too hard to impress you:
14. And finally, when someone asks "Are you going to eat that?" when you are 100% going to eat that:
