I hope no one bought that issue. That's the reason they invade celebrities privacy, and publish pictures like that. People pay money for them. I really, really hope no one purchased that …

OMG, WTF!?!? Dumb ass. Learn how to read.

I don't understand WTF people are talking about. He looks like he has an average, normal sized dick. One, look at all the pubic hair he has, definitely no manscaping going on there, and two he's uncut. If this pic showed him with an erection, I don't think people would be saying what they're saying. Haven't you ever heard of the expression, “not a shower … a grower”. And, obviously, there's a bunch of dumb ass virgins, hoping for a peek at what a man really looks like, and they have no friggin' clue. I suggest you get yourself on craigslist, post an ad, get your ugly ass laid, and get a clue. I can't stand ignorant ass, naive, stupid, bitches!

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