hey zombie: hide your wife, hide your kids.

it’s a bloody Tabasco!

Haha! A zombie who writes letters!

Making children cry. Wow what a great video. Sadistic idiots. No wonder Japanese kids grow up to be such screwed up adults.

i watched this video a couple of years ago in japan and it’s long been one of my very favorites (i know i sound like a pretentious douche, i’m sorry). basically this is a clip from a show that grants people’s wishes. the kids were zombie movie enthusiasts and wished that they could get to fight against a real zombie, hence the show made this happen and interviewed them about their traps and fighting techniques before surprising them with an actor in a zombie suit. the subtitles on this are pretty spotty, but this video is hilarious. this clip also excludes the part where the kid cries triumphantly saying that they all worked hard to defeat the zombie through teamwork!
so don’t get all up in arms. jeez. it’s not just a cruel prank, it’s a kind of a wish come true.
*sigh* but go ahead, internet, please continue fetishizing japan as a place where wacky, weird and cruel things routinely happen. i know how much you love it and i can’t take that away from you.

KID’S A BOSSSS

USA inner city kids would have busted a cap in dat zombies ass. “Die twice suker”!!
Suburban kids would have begged for Michael Jackson’s autograph.

Way to frustrate and deeply frighten children. The parents didn’t try to protect their children either. I’d say this one’s going to stick.

Out of all of this.. I noticed the zombie was black.

They probably tried the same thing using chimps but found it wasn’t that funny.

there are better videos that show the kids setting up the “traps” and even a behind the scenes where the reporter interviews the mom that agreed to do this to her poor children haha.. the sub-titles are better on those videos too making the video even funnier/cuter.. as far as i know those videos got removed :(

Her name is Yoshimi
she’s a black belt in karate
working for the city
she has to discipline her body ‘Cause she knows that
it’s demanding
to defeat those evil zombies
I know she can beat them Oh Yoshimi, they don’t believe me
but you won’t let those zombies eat me
Yoshimi, they don’t believe me
but you won’t let those zobies defeat me

what happens when the real zombie apocalypse happens? i’m with these kids.

Holy Shit! Way to traumatize those poor kids!