I wanna buy me an ocelot. I just hope it doesn't cost a lot. He can sleep in my pasta pot. I'll float around him like an astronaut. I'm sorry, but that's all I got.

The domesticated Ocelot is called the Ocelittle.

How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot.

I only kept scrolling down to the comments after I saw the one with Dali, just to see whether people would be posting comments about him for the sole reason of recognizing him. I know you, internet. I know you.

Christ JAYZUS.

that picture of Dali and the Ocelot started to really change my mind about him, his genius grew

Punt them at blenders.

Oh, Dali… such a talented and eccentric man, lol.

my mom used to have a pet ocelot. they are really precious as cubs but once they reach adulthood they take fingers off. my mom is living proof.

love, love loveee. if only it were legal to own them as pets.