9 Puppies In The Puppy Bowl With A Criminal Record

Take a second to remember that we may idolize these athletes but that doesn't make them good people... because they are dogs. Dogs with deplorable criminal records.

1. Apples

2 DUI counts, open weapon violation.

2. Floppy

Assault and battery, settled out of court.

3. Hopper

Charged with criminal mischief and invasion of privacy for allegedly sharing explicit photos of a female friend. Unlawful weapons transport. 2 Counts assault and battery

4. Snowflake

3 felony aggravated assault and 8 misdemeanors.

5. Billy

Charged with misdemeanor assault and criminal property damage related to a bar fight. 2 DUIs.

6. Dr. Grapes

Pleaded guilty to child abuse charges related to a 2011 incident. Two counts unrelated Assault and battery.

7. Allen

Two felony counts of domestic violence. Breaking and entering. Mail fraud.

8. Scrubby

Aggravated assault. Possession of a class 3 narcotic. Hit and run incident in Galveston, Florida. 3 Parole violations.

9. Professor Melon

Two counts of obstruction of justice relating to 2010 homicide investigation. Three DUIs. Misdemeanor resisting arrest. Mail fraud.

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