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    18 Times Dogbert Was Political Reality

    Scott Adams' Dogbert knows every political move. He's worryingly accurate but brilliantly snarky.

    1. The truth about karma

    2. Sure, you have solutions...

    3. All of the blame games

    4. Who needs statistics when there are strong opinions

    5. You can take or leave "reason"

    6. Never underestimate the blindingly obvious

    7. Driving to the cycle path isn't hypocrisy. It's quicker.

    8. The surest path to success is knowing what's not your problem

    9. Your are 100% accountable for being a genius

    10. The inequality gap is between your garden and the street.

    11. Ethics is what you talk about afterwards

    12. The only extreme you are is extremely thorough

    13. Just sound confident

    14. Suit up like you're going somewhere

    15. Spin it like a record

    16. And when in doubt, jazz up those facts

    17. Nothing a 60 Second Makeover couldn't fix

    18. Or do nothing. Whatever looks good.