#1 — “Dido-is-about-to-play-turtleneck”
When I was a dancer I would exclusively wear Capezio’s body tights.
If you’ve ever broken your ankle or anything, and they give you a walking boot. Wear it! Boot and a cane will get you to the front of every line and will let you board first.
eh sometimes you say weird shit when you’re stoned
Best American Dad song
The Conjuring is a great movie. It doesn’t have to be terrible original. All the “horror movie tactics” that were used fit perfectly with each other.
Only use 30% of your credit card balance! Using more lowers your credit score. And if you can, pay it all off.
An episode that always terrified me was when Chuckie thought that eating watermelon seeds would cause him to grow a watermelon in his stomach. He then had a nightmare thinking it was happening.
Jamaica Kincaid is one of the worst authors I’ve ever had the displeasure of having to come across.
You and me both, sista
Jay Hernandez - CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL!
I love that Tom Hardy loves pibbles. Makes me melt inside just a bit.
gentlemint.com kinda beat you there
Leave my Wendy alone
Can you actually make one about meeting your ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend? :(