1. You’ve contemplated picking this up.
More than once.
2. You don’t trust the “peppermint” that’s in tea bags, so you use the real stuff.
Fresh peppermint iced tea!
3. You pray every night that your block loses power so you can whip out your peppermint-scented candles.
4. Your bag is always chock-full of these little gems.
5. You devour it for dessert.
6. You have a hard time stopping yourself from eating your peppermint toothpaste.
7. These are the only flowers you’re willing to accept.
8. Your pets proudly flaunt their peppermint pride.
9. You dip anything and everything you want in it.
10. You know that spearmint and wintergreen are for the weak!
11. You will only dine at restaurants that end your meal like this.
12. Your favorite stuffed animal looks like this.
And you’ve named her Patty.