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<b>Have you ever wondered if something went wrong at the time of your birth and you came out as a human instead of a daisy or daffodil?</b> Here is your chance to find out for sure!

Have you ever wondered if something went wrong at the time of your birth and you came out as a human instead of a daisy or daffodil? Here is your chance to find out for sure!

Which Kind Of Flower Were You Secretly Born To Be Instead Of The Human You Are Today?

Each petal of the chrysanthemum symbolizes the years until you will be reborn in your proper state. Sometimes it is difficult to come to terms with the fact that chrysanthemums can have many petals, and it may take multiple lifetimes to reach your natural state. Fortunately, as a true Chrysanthemum, you are very patient and willing to wait. It will be worth it when the sun shines on your roots — one day! One day!

Chrysanthemum

Like a rose, you were supposed to be born with a thorny spine and beautiful, rich coloration. Unfortunately, either thanks to divine intervention or a sick cosmic joke, you instead were created as the human you are today. Fear not. At the time of your death, your earthly spirits will be used to send rose seeds into the Universe and hopefully populate distant planets shrouded in mystery that can hopefully sustain life for roses. In the mean time, try drinking lots of water and eating dirt to ensure proper procedure at time of death.

Rose

Tulips are some of nature's tallest plants. While you yourself may not be tall, you can take comfort in the fact that your inner voice is quite tall indeed. In daily life, you may face many enemies. Take note that these trifles — an argument with a friend or lover, financial strife — are all typical tulip ailments in disguise. An angry boss is just another hungry caterpillar. A speeding ticket is a gust of wind blowing your pollen in the wrong direction. If you take the time to appreciate things for what they really are, you will be a happier flower.

Tulip

Hyacinths are the most delicious flower, crunchy and sweet. This means that you were almost eaten as a baby. The only way you survived was by shedding your buds and taking on a new and unfortunate human form. You are probably well aware that something isn't right with your body. Well, you are correct, and alas, there is not much hope for you. Hyacinths are holy flowers, and since you have insulted the Queen Mother by becoming a human, your fate is... uncertain. The best way to remedy this is to devote your life to horticulture and bee farming.

Hyacinth

Queen Anne, like yourself, was a flower disguised as a human. Anne ruled over the Kingdom of Britain in the Middle Ages, and this plant was named after her following her untimely suicide. Fun Fact: Anne never killed herself. She was strangled to death by an evil tree root who covered up the scene. Similarly to Queen Anne's Lace, you have likely noticed some odd features about your body, such as multiple limbs or heads. It is okay to be self-conscious. When you turn thirty — the average lifespan of a Lace — your body will disintegrate and be reborn a generation later as a new Lace. If you are already past thirty, you are probably living on a planet with a different speed of time than that of the Queen Mother.

Queen Anne's Lace

Tree roots are the enemies of flowers. You are a secret agent who is only taking this quiz to find other "humans" to destroy. Really, who gave you that power? Because guess what? The strength and speed you think you possess is FALSE. As soon as you strike out against an innocent petal, the Queen Mother will strike you down. Everything is an illusion. You think you're a root. You may not be. You may not be. You may not be. Please hear me out. It's not too late to change your evil ways. Strip yourself of bark and dig a hole large enough for your false human body. When you are at one with nature, pour essential rose oil all over your body to cleanse yourself of malevolent root forces.

Root

Do you lie awake at night with an insatiable craving for cucumbers and peppers and all things vegetable? It's because your sexual organs are flawed. They're meant to release pollen into the wild, not sperm! Who knows what caused this mixup! Fortunately, there's a way for you to become the flower you're supposed to be. All you have to do is give birth to ten children. Then, the eleventh one will be a real Huernia Oculata and you will have lived a purposeful life.

Huernia Oculata

Has love been unkind to you? It may be due to the fact that humans can never appreciate the love that flowers share. Do you feel your heartache when you think of certain people in your life? The truth is, you're confusing those people with things that plants need to survive, such as sunlight and water. You may have a vitamin deficiency or some other ailment that you are misinterpreting as relationship troubles. There isn't really anything you can do about this, except hope that your children come out as flowers instead of "humans." I know it's rough to look in the mirror and not recognize yourself — to wonder where your petals are, what these "eyes" and "ears" even mean, to know that you are missing the things that make you you — a stem, a VOICE. And for that I am sorry. Good luck.

Bleeding Heart

You weren't born to be a plant at all. You're rightfully human. The question now is, why do you have these feelings of unease and insecurity? Frankly, the Queen Mother doesn't care about your human weaknesses. That being said, I will try to console you. Being human may be a disappointment — an unbearable one, really, given how ugly humans are — but it's not the end of the world. If you're very lucky, one of your children might end up a beautiful flower.

Human

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