HAHAHA. The nonchalant chainsaw was the best, but it was topped by “jetski-lion”! By the way, the Bermuda Triangle has been SOLVED Old Spice Guy! Via several experiments and something-something I saw on the History (or) Discovery Channel scientists determined through models and mechanical tests that methane gas is the thread that has woven the Bermuda Triangle's shroud of mystery. There are several methane gas deposits below the surface of the ocean in the Bermuda Triangle. These gas pockets escape through cracks in the ocean floor and rise to the surface of the water, and eventually into the air: For ships, this means that an ENORMOUS methane bubble can sometimes reach the surface and literally sink it in a matter of seconds simply by the force of the bubble throwing water over the bow of the ship as the bubble pops. For airplanes, the threat is caused as the methane gas continues to rise through the airpockets once the bubbles have erupted at the oceans surface. It was discovered that if you run a certain percentage of methane gas through the engine of any 1940s era prop engine, or any similar kind of engine, the engine simply stops running and it CANNOT start until the methane gas has been filtered through the engine's system. Most pilots, they suppose, panicked when their engine's failed and it was usually human error that caused them to crash and disappear in the (not so) mysterious Bermuda Triangle. There you have it. Mystery solved. Not aliens or angry mermen from Atlantis. Methane!
