‘Real’ text of 2 Chronicles 7:14: “if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.” Well, as ‘real’ as a translation of 2000ish year old texts by people with agendas can be. It’s the bible telephone game! Let’s see how we can further mutate the text to suit our agendas.
If my people will pray, and vote republican, and direct deposit their tithes c/o Pat Robertson P.O. Box 743 Las Vegas, Nevada 89211, then the lord will bless all of the South and Midwest states of AMERICA with more pork products, no socialism and fewer earth-shattering human tragedies (his bad so far) - Jesus F. Christ (the bible)